Todd Hanson

Todd Hanson is a 20-year man at The Onion, America's Finest News Source, where he has worked since 1990 and gotten paid since 1997. Born and raised in the midwest, he now lives in the beautiful borough of Brooklyn with his two cats, James Boswell and Dr. Samuel Johnson.

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Sloth

by Todd Hanson

A slacker details his relationship with depression… and couches.

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The Triumph of Apathy

by Todd Hanson

A veteran of The Onion recounts his slacker twenties and the life-altering moment that shaped his personality.

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